Spam of the Day: Double Shot

I'm going to review two new TV shows soon, but I don't have the energy today, so here are a couple short, amusing spams.

I call this one The Pusher.

Sender: Pete Reese

Subject: drug addiction

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This is the first black market adoption spam I've ever seen.

Sender: Trudy Phillips

Subject: babyyyyyyyy

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